the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
As much as I loved all the Captain Swan-ness David stole the show for me a little bit with his parenting…Snow is very close behind.
Claudius: “Give me some light!”
Gertrude: “This play is not strangely familiar at all. Not even a little bit.”
Hamlet: “I KNEW IT, I FREAKING KNEW IT.”
Ophelia: “Does this mean you’ll stop groping me under my skirt?”
Player King: “…we are SO not getting paid for this show.”