“Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.”
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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

haydenrodgers:

thegreatestpracticaljoke:

Me:

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You:

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you don’t understand how big a burn that is

mt-diablowjob:

now this is a fuckin gif

mt-diablowjob:

now this is a fuckin gif

heyhaley17:

As much as I loved all the Captain Swan-ness David stole the show for me a little bit with his parenting…Snow is very close behind.

shakespeare-mobil:

Claudius: “Give me some light!”
Gertrude: “This play is not strangely familiar at all. Not even a little bit.”
Hamlet: “I KNEW IT, I FREAKING KNEW IT.”
Ophelia: “Does this mean you’ll stop groping me under my skirt?”
Player King: “…we are SO not getting paid for this show.”

shakespeare-mobil:

Claudius: “Give me some light!”

Gertrude: “This play is not strangely familiar at all. Not even a little bit.”

Hamlet: “I KNEW IT, I FREAKING KNEW IT.”

Ophelia: “Does this mean you’ll stop groping me under my skirt?”

Player King: “…we are SO not getting paid for this show.”